From The Sports Desk
Those who saw the Jazz Butcher's earliest performances
might well be forgiven for entertaining the notion that
here were farcial drunks with no drummer, best euphemised
as 'eccentric' and kept at a distance. As the highly
excitable Butcher and dapper, unflappable guitarist
Max Eider careered from one ill-advised engagement to the
next with a constantly changing band of friends, they
delivered a series of wildly erratic shows driven by
blind faith and the systematic abuse of cheap liquor. It
was hard to tell if these people were for real. They
would roll up in an open-top Triumph Vitesse with bits of
drum kit sticking out the back. Sometimes the Butcher
would ride the tube to shows, wearing his sailor hat and
carrying his guitar in a cardboard box with a huge
drawing of E.T. on it. Of course, it was the only way
they knew how.
In January 1984,
Max & The Butcher were engaged to appear at a London
Polytechnic. The ensuing debacle, fuelled by Carlsburg
Special Brew, saw them both walk offstage at different
times, and climaxed with their shadowy friend, The
Antchrist, shouting pointlessly from a step ladder. Word
is that they found Mister Jones, the drummer, the
following day. Soon after, Steve Musgrove joined in to play bass
and a band existed.
Glass Records supremo David E. Barker had built up some
curiosity around the Butcher's deceptively professional
early singles, and the group now found themselves playing
to people who wanted to see them. Some were disaffected
goths, many were Japanese, one of them was David J.,
architect of Bela Lugosi's Dead and eagle-eyed pop
detective. Divid had been watching this nonsense for
some time, and soon befriended all the musicians. With a
few dozen beers David signed up 'on loan' to play the
bass, and made his
debut with the band at Alan McGee's Living Room
club in a tiny bar in North London.
That was the start of a busy year, from which many of the
recordings on this collection come. David and producer
John A. Rivers taught the band a host of tricks, resulting in
the first really professional Jazz Butcher L.P.,
A Scandal In Bohemia. The band also developed an agent and a van.
David told the group about The Rider, and they saw that
it was good. In December the group climbed under a duvet
on the floor of a Ford Transit and headed for their first
European Dates. They played two magical
nights in
Hamburg that shaped the lives of many involved. They
drank gluehwein in a lakeside cafe on a Sunday afternoon.
The Butcher, whose first reaction to being in Germany had
been to hide under a table, had some kind of small
epiphany. They blew all the money in Amsterdam on the
way home.
Over seven extremely wintry days in January 1985 the band
completed another L.P. Mick Mercer (who pointed out that
these boys were born the year that Elvis joined the army)
had once prophesied that the Butcher's 3rd L.P. would be
called 'Doctor Cholmondley Repents'. But they were
young, they were headstrong, they called it Sex And Travel. It
is the sound of a band at the peak of its creativity, and
anyone who saw the group on the ensuing British dates
would have a very different opinion to one who had
watched the Butcher plummet from the stage of
the Embassy
back in 1983.
Spring 1985 was time for David to go. The man called
Graham "Felix" Fudger arrived with his big Italian acoustic bass, and
the endless touring began. Between March
1985 and December
1986 the
Jazz Butcher group played over 200 shows in 12 countries.
They took to the life of the amplified itinerant with
gusto, even surviving an early setback when the bus
seized up in rural Sweden, forcing them to travel in a
group with as much equipment as they could carry by train
to the next date... in Zurich. They
survived, but only just. And Felix no longer believes
that Switzerland is next door to Sweden.
The band took to Europe and vice-versa. There were
festivals in tents with people waving flags, lost
weekends in Vienna, mad nights in dimly remembered
nightclubs, and vodka everywhere. There was chocolate
cake all over Room 27. 'In Europe', beamed The
Butcher, 'They treat you like a human being instead of
a musician'.
They still had their special nights. A show in Sicily
ended with the amplifiers on fire and the Butcher so
drunk that he thought he'd got religion. There was a
first, brief foray into Spain that saw three of the group
return physically wounded and drained of all bodily
fluids. As they leaned, croaking, on the Heathrow
travolator, they were passed by a planeload of Japanese
tourists, each one fresh as a daisy and keen to take a
look at their first English person.
In the summer of 1986 the Jazz Butcher Conspiracy, as
they now called themselves, found themselves headlining
at a festival of
Italian Communist Youth in Naples. After the show
somebody asked the Butcher 'Where are you playing
next?' and he found himself having to reply
'New York City'. For Barker had been busy, and
unbeknown to the group, a compilation of their
work was shooting up the American alternative charts.
They arrived, bewildered, in New York, to find their
album at Number 2, and muddled their way through the
North American summer, playing at the top of their form,
drinking out of brown paper bags, and striking terror
into the Americans by wearing long trousers.
Felix left to court a lady in Montreal, and was replaced
by Richard Lohan, while Alex Green, an associate of David J.,
joined on saxophone. Distressed Gentlefolk was released in October
1986 and the five piece band that toured Britain and
Europe in support made a mighty sound; but it was not to
last. On a
particularly grim night in Switzerland too much
liquor, fatigue, stress and frustration drove Max and the
Butcher to engage in a spectacular outbreak of
dressing-room-fu, which resulted in Max receding from
view on a train the following morn. The remaining
members finished the tour, the last show being in
Zaragoza on 20th
December 1986
Mister Jones moved to Germany, where he found new fame
gardening for Gunter Grass, playing for the Lost T-Shirts
of Atlantis and for his own band, Shakespeare And The
Bible. Max Eider released his solo L.P., The Best Kisser In The World in
the summer of 1987, but was ill-served by his record
company. He can still be seen playing live in London and
Hamburg. David J. is in Love And Rockets and Felix is a
photographer. The Butcher and Alex Green resurfaced
about a year down the road on Creation Records.
In the years they recorded for Glass Records the JBC made
four studio albums, a
live L.P. and eight singles, none of which have been
available for almost ten years. This collection offers
some of the best moments from that period. From the
primitive early sound of Bigfoot Motel (where the Butcher plays
drums) to the elaborate soundscapes of Domestic Animal and
Angels it charts the progress of a gang of friends who
stumbled unprepared into a music scene of which they were
often deeply suspicious, but which gave them more then
they had ever imagined. Here is music that won the
admiration of figures as wildly diverse as Mark E. Smith,
Tom Waits, REM, Andrew Eldritch, and Alan McGee.
Heartfelt, thoughtless tunes of classic pop, high on
hedonism and sharp of tongue: 'eccentric' perhaps by the
meretricious standards of the times, but they've nearly
all got drums. Come a little closer, and enjoy.
Karel Von Dämmerung
Ho Chi Mihn City, May 1996