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Date: Mon, 26 Nov 1990 23:52:12 -0800
From: mantis[at]-remove-ucscb.UCSC.EDU (NOT spiggy)
Subject: the full story of the drunken girl:
funny story from the show:
there was this girl who showed up just before the jazz butcher
 came on who was _incredibly_ drunk. she staggered around,
asking everyone if they knew which one was the jazz butcher.
no one paid her that much attention. then she looked over the
railing around the stairs down to the dressing room and yelled
"where's max? we want max! we want max!" laurence came up, and
very angrily told her that "max left the band a while back.
would you just lay off it?" and went back down. she then started
yelling about daivd j, asking where he was... thankfully no one
paid any attention to that. once the show started, she pushed
through the crowd to the front, right off to the right of pat,
closer to where julian was, and after a few songs, started screaming
"jazz butcher! jazz butcher!" at pat as if she wanted something
from him (you can guess what). pat responded with a quick "yes,
i'm the jaz butcher, and that's _all_ you're going to get".
quite funny, if you ask me. she shut up for a moment. a couple
songs later, she apperently flung an earring up on the stage
while reaching to try and touch pat, and julian gave back to her
inbetween songs. she had this wonderful look on her face that said
"earring? what's an earring?" she was _toasted_. so it went on
like this for the rest of the show, her reaching out at pat
whenever he came within 5 feet of her, and pat just laughing
at it all... at one point she got up and sat on the stage...
i was getting a little worried for pat... :) but the bouncers
took her down... nice bit of secondary entertainment, though...
-joel
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