Found On: A Scandal In Bohemia

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A Scandal In Bohemia

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	I have a mind like a playgroup with kiddies on the carpet
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	Toys on the table and lots and lots of noise
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	People leave their thoughts here
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	Like they'd leave their kids there
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	While they go out drinking and chasing boys.
	
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	I don't care, even if they do stare
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	I don't care, I don't mind at all
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	I don't care, even if they do stare
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	I haven't got a mind at all.
	{Drag the F chord up & down the neck}
	(La la la la la la la)
	
	{Chords repeat from here on out}
	People wouldn't leave their kiddies on the M1
	Might get run over, splish splat dead
	So why do they assume that I've got any room for
	All their stuff inside my head?
	
	I don't care, even if you do stare
	I don't care, I don't mind at all
	I don't care, even if you do stare
	I haven't got a mind at all.
	(La la la la la la la)
	
	Mind like a bathroom, splishy splashy bathroom
	Mind like a bathroom with little rubber ducks
	Mind like a bathroom with soap and talcum powder
	Mind like a bathroom with little rubber ducks
	
	I don't care, even if I do stare
	I don't care, I don't mind at all
	I don't care, I might as well not be there
	I haven't got a mind at
	I haven't got a mind at
	I haven't got a mind at all.