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The Butcher Says...

Unconditional

	D  E  G {intro}
	And you can dance
	D                                    E
	Good grief, won't you look on the dancefloor!
	G
	She's got to be American; she's not from here
	D                       E
	Oh no! I can't even look away
	                G
	She's just far too thin and beautiful as sin
	D                                E
	We're all living in a world of poultry
	G
	Eating polyester and committing adultery
	D                                        E
	Calm down, boy! I'll tell you the secret
	G
	It's ever so simple it really, really is
	Chorus:
	

		D                           E
		Hey! Sha-la-la-la Oo my-my
		                 G
		She's On Drugs What's up?
		D                          E
		Hey! Sha-la-la-la Oo my-my
		               G
		She's On Drugs
	
	
	D                                E
	So steady on, get a grip on yourself
	       G
	You just can't act like that in the theatre
	D                                     E
	Where'd you get that look in your eyes
	G
	Behaving like the boss of a whole new religion
	       D                 E
	Said please! I thought you got savvy
	G
	But you're looking like a lemon and talking like a navvy
	D                                    E
	Ah I guess that's so many people's problem these days:
	G
	You can see the hills - you just can't go there
	
	Chorus
	
	D
	Aw, it simply shouldn't ever occur
	         Bm                                                       E
	If she puts her arms above her head like that again
	  G                           D
	I don't know what I'll say or do
	Hey Charlie
	
	D E G {repeat as many times as needed}
	              D                                       E
	Now I'm out on the street and I believe she's in distress
	G
	She's got her hair in her eyes and her eyes are in a mess
	               D                                    E
	Hey now, I've been hoping we was going to meet
	G
	Now won't you take my hand so I can help you across the street?
	D                  E
	Whooo!  Talk about bloodsports!
	G
	Even the spectators get killed!
	               D                          E                             G
	You can see the cars, you just can't get out of their way
	
	Chorus
	
	D
	Ah this simply doesn't happen to me
	          Bm                                                E
	If you have a single night like that in town again
	G                            D
	I don't know what I'd say or do
	    D             E                         G
	Oh, but honey? I think I want to do it with you
	
	Chorus
	
	D E G
	
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